Musings: How to Best Lose your Health and Weight

Disclaimer: This is an advertisement focusing on reverse psychology, meaning I intend you NOT to do the following. I will not take any responsibility for anyone attempting the feats expressed below and its consequences.



1. Stop eating *expressly till you feel something gnashing at your stomach walls* and then eat a load of junk food.

2. Repeat step 1 till necessary. Try missing your regular transport and walking the entire way to your destination *trekking shoes advocated*

3. Specifically be in company of healthy eaters and watch them eat till the pits of your stomach start burning like the flames of hell.

4. Reduce water consumption to a bare minimum, and try to restrict movement to just till the bathroom and back

5. Try high dosages of sleeping pills and then do ANYTHING necessary to stop the effects of the drug from affecting you.

6. Eat oily and non hygienic food sporadically to fuel the flames of el stomacha!


*Results GUARANTEED in two weeks – faster than any diet or sauna can guarantee, that too WITHOUT making much changes to your present daily routine

*Results may be accompanied with bouts of fever which if ignored enough, could help add on to the effects!